Showing posts with label knowledge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knowledge. Show all posts

Friday, May 20, 2011

No Worries, My Daddy Will Take Care of That!

This blog has NOTHING to do with being "wifey" material...well, maybe a little bit.


Do you know what this ugly specimen is?



No? Me neither. My guess? Evil cousin of the fuzzy, friendly caterpillars. The thing has like a million fangs, and bleeds brownness. Eek!


Ugh, the sight of it is making me squirm. How about I just killed two of these in my kitchen! My KITCHEN! I had just finished eating my late night dinner, didn't see the thing, and walked on it! *Thankfully, im a sock person!* 

I thought I had stepped on a piece of food or something, but I nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw it was a creepy, slimey bug. My first impulse was to scream, "DADDY!!!!" lol...but it was nearly 1:00AM soo, I had to handle this. You would probably laugh if I told you all I did to dispose of the creature. It just wouldn't die! Even when I finally killed it, I did NOT want to pick it up with a paper towel or nothing. Oh no, I tried to scoop it up with some shoes, and when that didn't work, I just swept the sucker up. *evil laugh* 

After that I just flushed it down the toilet. Feeling good about myself and grossed out at the same time, I strolled back in the kitchen. And then all of a sudden, another one of those things had appeared! I was FREAKING out, shaking a little bit (lol), and getting itchy. I killed that one too, but I couldn't take it anymore.

I woke my dad up and told him the situation. He didn't seem to care that I was frantic over these evil worms taking over the kitchen. "Oh, I guess I'll have to just get something to spray in there," he said. What?!! That's it? lol...I thought he was gonna get up and check on it right then and there. Guess not. Sigh.

Now, I'm up blogging. I feel like cleaning. Like OCD type cleaning. I know what you're thinking...this will be GREAT for me---to clean in places that have been neglected from my touch for so long! Ughhh! I HATE bugs. I mean, all creatures are lovely (as long as the insects, reptiles, and amphibians stay out of my house and out of my yard).

Last year, there was a HUGE snake just chillin in front of the garage. You betcha I ran in the house and screamed, "DADDY!!!" I guess this is the point that would relate to PROJECT WIFEY==> You can't rely on Daddy to kill your bugs. lol...you better be knowledgeable about insect killing products to keep them out of your house! Although I don't want to learn how to do this, but maybe I should learn how to kill a snake...should the opportunity arise again. If my dad wasn't there that day, I don't know what I'd do. Ummm, call the police? lol

There are a lot of things that everyone should know how to do, especially girls. I know I rely on my dad for a lot of things dealing with my car. Lately, though he's been showing me how to check my oil and the tire pressure. I'd like to learn how to change a tire too, because I don't want to be that ditzy girl on the side of the road not knowing what's going on. 

I know they always say that girls shouldn't go to the auto shop without a male present, because the workers tend to take advantage of females and their lack of knowledge of cars. However, I'd like to be able to have an intelligent conversation with one of those mechanics and quickly call them out if I realized they were trying to get over on me. Girl power!!! :-)

Song for the Occasion: Beyonce--Run the World (Girls)...I didn't mean to like this new hit by Bey. I really didn't. lol...Haven't really been a fan of hers in AWHILE, but my ears think it's catchy. Plus, I like girl anthems for some reason. FYI: God runs the world, and He made girls pretty pretty darn awesome. It has been said that females are the weaker vessel, but we don't have to be weak and ditzy-minded. Get some know-how on some things, and DON'T be afraid to get your hands dirty.

Speaking of getting hands dirty, I forgot to tell you all how my veggie garden is doing. Stuff is sprouting up already!! I'm amazed. I just planted seeds less than 2 weeks ago! Wow! I just think the whole process of planting seeds and watching the harvest is just crazzzyyyy! (In a good way, of course!)   
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